RAHH.
OMGawsh.
HAVEN'T STARTED MUGGING FOR AMATHS LEH!
gonnna start later.
shall kickstart things with yesterday's events.
well, i was supposed to attend jeremy's farewell party but OVERSLEPT dammit. woke up at 1 sth. when i woke up,my first reaction was like OH BBQWTF. then i started calling michelle up and asking how were things at her place(where it was held). then i called the jeremy up. the jeremy is a living biological substance that is freaking cheesy and nice to talk to and it is best at becoming suay-ded and tao-ded when you place it next to radioactive Dk(half life of 100 can live damn long eh). okay fine. the jeremy's one heck of a great cell member whom i've known for 3 years so far. now back to where i was.
"ring ring ring"(not S.H.E song lah)
"HELLO JEREMY."
"yes?"
"UM. WAS I THE ONLY ONE WHO DIDN'T ATTEND?"
"uh yeah i think so"
"CAN PLAY POOL PLEASEEE?"
"how to play pool my whole right leg covered with some kind of bandage"
"OH MY GAWD! OH MY GAWD!"
(background can hear ourbursts of laughter, presumably from c____and d____.)
"i went for some operation lah"
"THEN HOW! YOU NOW ON WHEELCHAIR AH?"
(background roars with halloween-ish laughter like lol who laugh until liddat sibeh siao lor. can win laughing contest leh, my cg peeps. aiyah can understand lah the thought of jeremy on a wheelchair is damn retarded)
"no lah!"
"THEN ON WHAT? CRUTCHES?!"
"hold on ah i need to do sth"
"BYE BYE!"
(can hear ____ say i talking to my phone where got i accidentally killed a mosquito at that time what pay respects by saying byebye)
"i'm back yeah so what"
"HELP ME ASK THE REST WHETHER THEY WANNA PLAY POOL"
(can hear ____ saying how bad pool just sux)
"okay i help you ask later"
"AIYAH CAN WAIT UNTIL YOU RETURN FROM CHINA"
"no reply"
"SORRY FOR NOT MAKING IT TO YOUR PARTY. SEND YA OFF ON THURSDAY THEN. BYE."
"okay bye"
woah. though i wasn't there, i could spread the joy around.
then i had to prepare to go to tution. got dressed and everything and started eating lunch. something caught my eye. main page of ST. "RJC-ACS boxing match cancelled" some guy called jason ray tan frm my sch was involved. I applaud his actions and feel that he wasn't in the wrong for taking part in the skit. lol ya might think i'm biased. but i think that boxing match was done purely out of fun. no one was going to be severly injured right frm the very start. moreover the report stated that both students had undergone professional training for abt 1&1/2 mths. the only problem was that the event, Surge@MOS, had put it as a battle between schs. RAFFLESIANS VS ACSIANS lol. in actual fact i think the entire skit was lame, just "fighting" over a girl kinda thing.
OKay. then after a while, i hurriedly ravished my food and went off to tution.
I WAS LATE. BECAUSE OF THE BLOODY JAM(mmm strawberry) At ORCHARD. y'know buses are a lil' terrible to get a lift in, cause u meet people frm all walks of life(i'm not anti-social, mind you) especially when you get a SEATMATE FROM HELL.
take for example, last sunday. on the way to tution, on the bus service no. 124, a man boarded a bus, just carrying a tiny pink plastic bag. sat right next to me. i smelt the foul stench of guess what. i think it was GLUE. and he was freaking me out, freaking sniffing into the bag and inhaling whateverr that would put his mind into a state of euphoria. firstly, he had no proper bus etiquette by boarding the bus carrying something that could possibly endanger the lives of many people. heard of SSD? it's sudden sniffing death. happens when toxic gunk enters ur airways and disrupts ur entire nervous system. heck man, i wanted to switch seats. but there's something else called diffusion. the gas emitted from the glue/turpentine/unidentified hazardous waste could possibly fill the bus in moments and in the worst scenario, contaminate the air conditioning system with its horrible stench. i just utilised a piece of tissue and shielded my nose and crossed my fingers that i wouldn't die. until that freak dropped off at the heeren. he was a freak alright. either he's depressed or he's nuts. okay not all was over. the stench still remained even after he dropped off.
lol i think my brain was somehow damaged. and do you know sulphur dioxide is damn toxic to your health? it's used as a preservative in fruit juices and canned food,as quoted from my dear Mrs Kang, my chem tution teacher a.k.a the chem guru. she rocks okay. pulled up my grades from an E8 to an A2.
i'm sorry i hope i didn't freak you out guys.
OOH AND THIS IS SOO GAY! I'M GOING TO 4A3 NEXT YEAR! BEST CLASS!(hey i joke for what 4A3 produces top students every year muacks *does the gay hand flapping up and down thingy*)
okay i freaked you out with that one. hahahaha.
oh and what else happened yesterday. OH YEAH. pool. aft tution, marcus, shawn and i headed to singapore shopping centre(nxt to park mall) to play at PARADIGM. lol the shop's called FUNKY BALLS. don't ask me why. and omg call me ego or whatever i don't care. i beat marcus and shawn straight down woohoo! marcus' beeen in da game for like a year plus? beat him for the first time! trashed me like crap last week lah. i know i've definitely improved after practising my skills with shifu bill(classmate in sch), who introduced me to the world of pool right aft exams ended. played 7 games so far, including this one. so i'm no longer a noob. heh cos i know trick shots and all already. ok ok i dun wanna be egoistic no more.
okay i shall stop here. the blogging bug came back i guess.
BYEBYE!(another mosquito killed)
GOD BLESS Y'ALL AND PEACEOUT :D :D :D
BPKY mister or maestro?;
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